On a side note, word has it that Pavlyuchenko still hasn’t quite got to grips with the intricacies of the English language and might yet be ushered off to have lessons from Peter Beardsley. We made the last bit up.
Anyway, yes, here’s more transfer news courtesy of all the best and worst papers…
Read moreOh look, it’s the new Paul Scholes…
The big news on the transfer market is that Man United are set to continue in their mission to turn Tottenham into some kind of breeding ground for excellent players who they can then slowly ruin. First by paying preposterous [...]
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In the continued spirit of desperately attempting to feel festive, here’s The Pogues!
Pavlyuchenko to Arsenal, discussed
QPR find [...]
Read moreLoss of tiny little striker may be blessing in disguise
With the payment of what Daniel Levy describes as a £20.3m ‘compensation fee’ (note how the same term wasn’t applied when John Bostock was whisked away from Palace), Robbie Keane finally bid adieu to White Hart [...]
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