It’s a hat, Alan
Depending on who you are, and where you stand on the matter, news that Alan Shearer isn’t interested in taking the Sheffield Wednesday job will effect people in different ways.
Some might have been praying for the man to take it, if only [...]
Read moreLawro’s crystal ball churns out another beauty
We at The Spoiler are huge fans of Mark “Nostradamus” Lawrenson and his BBC Sport Premier League predictions. Looking ahead at tomorrow night’s Blackburn/ Bolton clash, Lawro let out a gem that closely rival [...]
Read moreMOTD’s worst pundit highly tipped for Kinnear’s job
According to our friends at the newly-designed chickendinner, Alan Shearer has dived past Joe Kinnear and Kevin Keegan to emerge as the new 11/8 favourite to become Newcastle’s next permanent manager.
A spokesman for SkyBet revealed that [...]
Read moreWe get Chiles, Lawrenson, Shearer. Italy gets this…
While the small world that orbits the Premier League is seriously sexy, crammed with canapes, fine wines and WAGs, the face of English football is still an ugly one. On TV, buffoons like Lawrenson, Shearer, and Hansen deadpan their way through their [...]
Read moreWhat have those WAGs been up to? You ask…
What with Theo Walcott suddenly morphing into the best player of all time, and England now totally guaranteed to win the World Cup, you’d almost forgotten about the WAGs, hadn’t you? Poor girls, out there in the real world, getting ignored. So thank Christ for The [...]
Read moreGary Lineker, Ringo Starr
The Spoiler is torn, one half of the hundred-strong team says these two are the same guy, the other fifty are completely livid, saying they can’t see it at all.
But what do you think?
On another note, apparently Lineker is [...]
Read moreWe’d so nearly gone off him completely, then this…
It’s hard to enjoy listening to Alan Shearer, everything his says is just so… obvious. Or so we thought. That was before we stumbled across him awkwardly working [...]
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