Great/Awful News!

Alan Shearer won’t be managing Sheffield Wednesday

It’s a hat, Alan

Alan Shearer

Depending on who you are, and where you stand on the matter, news that Alan Shearer isn’t interested in taking the Sheffield Wednesday job will effect people in different ways.

Some might have been praying for the man to take it, if only [...]

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Geordie Update

Alan Shearer takes over as favourite to be Newcastle boss

MOTD’s worst pundit highly tipped for Kinnear’s job

Alan Shearer

According to our friends at the newly-designed chickendinner, Alan Shearer has dived past Joe Kinnear and Kevin Keegan to emerge as the new 11/8 favourite to become Newcastle’s next permanent manager.

A spokesman for SkyBet revealed that [...]

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WAG of the day

WAG No. 185: Federica Fontana

We get Chiles, Lawrenson, Shearer. Italy gets this…

While the small world that orbits the Premier League is seriously sexy, crammed with canapes, fine wines and WAGs, the face of English football is still an ugly one. On TV, buffoons like Lawrenson, Shearer, and Hansen deadpan their way through their [...]

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Girlie Things

WAG News: Bux on a bus, Zucker at a supermarket, Lloyd and a very small man

What have those WAGs been up to? You ask…

What with Theo Walcott suddenly morphing into the best player of all time, and England now totally guaranteed to win the World Cup, you’d almost forgotten about the WAGs, hadn’t you? Poor girls, out there in the real world, getting ignored. So thank Christ for The [...]

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Lookie Likie

MOTD man looks like Beatle

Gary Lineker, Ringo Starr

Ringo and Lineker

The Spoiler is torn, one half of the hundred-strong team says these two are the same guy, the other fifty are completely livid, saying they can’t see it at all.

But what do you think?

On another note, apparently Lineker is [...]

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Village Idiot

Alan Shearer doing Lionel Ritchie, literally

We’d so nearly gone off him completely, then this…

It’s hard to enjoy listening to Alan Shearer, everything his says is just so… obvious. Or so we thought. That was before we stumbled across him awkwardly working [...]

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