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Lampards snogs Christine [...]

Colombian footballer who murdered a fan while drunk released from prison

Javier Florez buys his way out of chokey

Atletico Junior’s Javier Florez was driving home from a defeat in Columbia’s Copa Mustang tournament in July when he was hassled by a group of fans. Instead of rising above their torments, the midfielder decided to let [...]

Jealous fan threatens to kill Jack Wilshere’s girlfriend

Whoa! Someone needs to chill out!

Generally speaking, the internet is a wonderful place where cats play keyboards, people have good natured batfights and opinionated morons can become famous.

However, Jack Wilshere probably isn’t sharing our enthusiasm for this big ol’ [...]

Colombian footballer surrenders to police after killing an abusive fan

Javier Flórez shoots a supporter for calling him “weak”

As Andrés Escobar discovered fifteen years ago, Colombian football and gunpoint murders go together like peas and carrots. The latest victim of this unfortunate harmonious relationship is a fan of Atletico Junior, who pushed Javier Flórez over the edge.

Apparently, the midfielder was driving home [...]