French prankster adds ‘acting’ to his eclectic CV
Suddenly, it is clear why Franck Ribery has been ignoring the advances of Chelsea and Manchester Utd this summer [...]
Read moreAndy Cole isn’t the only footballer to attempt to crack the charts
By the year 2000, Youri Djorkaeff had won the Cup Winners’ Cup, the UEFA [...]
Read morePseudo-WAG launches pseudo-pop career
As a one-time conquest of Middlesbrough’s Seb Hines, Chanelle Hayes‘ relationship with the footballing world is almost as tenuous as her relationship with the music industry. Via the manipulation of double tracking, a whole heap of reverb and various other studio trickery, Chanelle has recently launched a pop [...]
Read moreChelsea love rat given the heave via the medium of jewellery
If you watched the recent ITV2 series The Passions of Girls Aloud, you will have seen scorned WAG Cheryl Cole training to [...]
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