THE WORLD'S GREATEST CHICKEN SHOP

Nando’s steal Nike’s crown for best World Cup 2010 advert

These (chicken) breasts definitely aren’t ‘fowl’! Sorry.

As everyone already knows, if there’s one thing football players love as much as gangbanging young women and crashing high-powered cars, it’s eating Nando’s.

What might not be as well [...]

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Fat Martin Jol

Martin Jol: Too fat for Ferguson

Fat Martin Jol

The big news sloshing around the enormous snazzy Spoiler offices this Friday morning is that back in the days before Carlos Queiroz became the coach at Manchester United, Ferguson and his honchos were interested in getting Martin Jol on board. He ticked all the right [...]

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WAG of the Day

No. 7: Charlotte Meares

Ex-WAG gets over Jermain Defoe the best way she knows how

In case you don’t know the wretched story, Jermain Defoe was happily dating model Charlotte Meares, and they had planned a lavish wedding, which included a ‘five foot ice sculpture of their interlocked initials’. This classy affair, however, was put to [...]

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