BIG WEEK

Champions League possibilities and Cheltenham Festival free bets

Five for Messi, four for Gomez, three for Torres?

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Another dramatic night in the Champions League saw Mario Gomez come within a goal of firing five in a home knockout game and presumably prompting the press to laud him as the best player in the history of football.

Elsewhere, Inter won but lost the pitiful drunken fistfight between surely the two most out-of-form sides [...]

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DREAM DRAW

Spoiler Champions League wish list: Arsenal v Napoli and more!

If The Spoiler did Champions League draws...

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The unnecessarily complex guides to how it all works, the use of two-minute video packages where five seconds of oral explanation would suffice and the unappreciated charm of draw master Gianni Infantino: The Spoiler loves nothing more than a UEFA draw.

To get the hype started early for Friday’s Champions League ball-grabbing festivities, here’s who [...]

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Nostalgia

The Spoiler Awards – Match of the Season

Hmm…

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Now that all the proper football has finished and we’re left with a summer of reading how Cesc Fabregas will be off to Barcelona any minute and that Man City have bid £3.2billion for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, The Spoiler thought it would be a good time to have a [...]

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LET'S GO CHUFFING MENTAL

Ezequiel Lavezzi channels the spirit of Ketsbaia

*throws self into advertising boards* *does a little dance*

94th minute winners are always likely to give birth to some unique celebrations

Ezequiel Lavezzi‘s kamikaze assault on the advertising boards during the Napoli/Cagliari clash on Wednesday didn’t [...]

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