Spoiler

Spoiler Champions League wish list: Arsenal v Napoli and more!

If The Spoiler did Champions League draws...

The unnecessarily complex guides to how it all works, the use of two-minute video packages where five seconds of oral explanation would suffice and the unappreciated charm of draw master Gianni Infantino: The Spoiler loves nothing more than a UEFA draw.

To get the hype started early for Friday’s Champions League ball-grabbing festivities, here’s who [...]

Video: Napoli find a unique way to unveil their new signing

Forget televised medicals and helicopters, it’s lion’s mask time!

Some things in football happen with such frequency that it is challenging for clubs to find ways of standing out, [...]

The Spoiler Awards – Match of the Season

Hmm…

Now that all the proper football has finished and we’re left with a summer of reading how Cesc Fabregas will be off to Barcelona any minute and that Man City have bid £3.2billion for Zlatan Ibrahimovic, The Spoiler thought it would be a good time to have a [...]

Napoli fans fall on the pitch after barrier gives way

A great spot from our pals at the excellent Dirty Tackle

Things started so well for Napoli in their Europa League game against Villarreal. Marek Hamsik gave them [...]

Ezequiel Lavezzi channels the spirit of Ketsbaia

*throws self into advertising boards* *does a little dance*

94th minute winners are always likely to give birth to some unique celebrations

Ezequiel Lavezzi‘s kamikaze assault on the advertising boards during the Napoli/Cagliari clash on Wednesday didn’t [...]

Carlo Ancelotti backs Milan, Peter Taylor loses his job and Arsenal have a gun fight

Also appearing on a computer near you…

Arsenal stars attempt to look macho while playing with Nerf guns Some superb journalism from Africa [Popbitch]

Fabio Cannavaro inspires the Five Worst Doping Excuses list [Off The Post]

Sulley Muntari dismisses rumours of a Tottenham switch [Goal.com]

As always, Sergio [...]

Portsmouth chase Benitez, Bullard’s return and Zola’s tempting offer

Also appearing on a computer near you…

The Guardian Gallery takes a look at Fergie’s space-time continuum

Fergie’s managerial greatness questioned [DJ Mick]

Portsmouth are unpaid and lovin’ it [Dirty Tackle]

Are the aforementioned Portsmouth chasing after Rafa Benitez? [...]

Liverpool to buy back former striker, Ancelotti confirms John Terry will snub City deal

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Peter Crouch to Liverpool Despite selling him to Portsmouth for £11m last year, Rafa Benitez is interested in bringing Crouchie back into the fold, say the Daily Star. It would cost £12m to steal the lanky striker away from [...]