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Nemanja Vidic will NOT move to Milan

Serbian is sticking with the rain and “joyless fans” of Manchester

Nemanja Vidic has made no secret of his opinions concerning dirty smelly rainy miserable Manchester, but rumours of a summer switch to slightly-less-rainy Milan are a load of crap, according to his agent.

When [...]

Milan’s £30 bid for Man Utd stars, Mourinho’s mind games and Cheryl Cole’s anger

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Ryan Giggs doesn’t deserve to win the PFA Player of the Year

The Welshman has started less league games than John O’Shea

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The Spoiler’s “best January window signings” XI

Proof that some of the best bargains can be found after Christmas

After yesterday’s worst January transfers XI, The Spoiler feels the need to show a little more positivity, without showing any more imagination. Hence, [...]

The list: football stars who would make good Bond villains

With a new Bond movie in cinemas, The Spoiler imagines which football personalities could double as the bad guy opposite 007

Jose Mourinho as Scaramanga (The Man With the Golden Gun) Suave, vain, deluded… why, Jose is perfect to play the island-dwelling assassin [...]

Players and celebs pay tribute to Ryan Giggs at film premiere

Ryan Giggs: True Red pulls out all the stars

On Monday, a DVD celebrating Ryan Giggs’ illustrious 17-year career will be released, and in celebration a premiere of the film was held in Manchester. Carlos Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wes [...]

A third Premiership international player slags off conditions in England

The hand that feeds get chomped on once again

Earlier this week Manchester United’s Nemanja Vidic decided to share his less than flattering comments about the quality of life in Manchester, with particular reference to his fondness for the timetables at Piccadilly station, and the way they so beautifully illustrate the multitude of [...]

Vidic outburst casts doubt over his future in horrible rainy smelly Manchester

Serbian risks wrath of “joyless” fans with controversial comments

A few months ago, Ukrainian fashionista Andriy Voronin thought it appropriate to criticise his charmed life in the north of England, and now Nemanja Vidic has jumped on the anti-UK bandwagon via comments in Russian magazine [...]