Kinky News

West Ham make sponsorship deal with saucy knicker shop

Big Brother winner models new West Ham kit

Ann Summers 

UPDATE: Arf! Merry April Fool’s Day, everyone!

Any parents reading will know all about boundaries, and how certain information is not for children. Information such as the honest answer to questions like: ”Daddy/Mummy, who is Ann Summers?”

Well, you might answer, she’s a [...]

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Next year's Strips

Picture: Cristiano Ronaldo in the new Manchester Utd 2009/10 home kit

Portuguese pictured in shirt he won’t wear next season

Cristiano Ronaldo

There’s probably more chance of seeing Harry Redknapp in a tutu than Cristiano Ronaldo in a Manchester Utd shirt next season, but nevertheless, the picture above is claimed to be a legitimate leak from Nike’s website.

The kit [...]

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Portly Supporters

Are Manchester City fans getting fatter?

New kit designed for the ‘thinly-challenged’

Manchester City Fat

The cunning marketing folk at Manchester City have come up with an ingenious euphemism for ‘suitable for fat bastards’, by claiming their shirts are ‘more generous’. It’s a shame Ronaldinho didn’t sign on, he definitely would have appreciated [...]

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Kit Watch

Glasgow Rangers’ brand new home kit revealed

See The Gers’ natty new threads right here

Glasgow Rangers

The unveiling of Rangers’ new sponsor is badly-timed, seeing as they will not be requiring the services of an official airline for at least another year…

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