PRE-SEASON REVIEW

The Spoiler’s Summer Awards – Part Two

Aurelio De Laurentiis and Gokhan Inler

The star turn of the summer, joined by his new glamour signing…

There’s adulation for a Serie A club’s president, criticism of Arsenal’s impatient fans and Lyon’s lack of transfer activity in the second part of our pre-season review…

Most Entertaining Off-field Personality – Aurelio De Laurentiis Hearts owner Vladimir Romanov made a late bid [...]

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Semi Retirement

Thierry Henry goes for a lovely stroll in New York

Oh God! They’re in New York!

Thierry Henry 

Everyone knows what retirement looks like – bewildered old men clumsily digging up roses to avoid awkward conversations with their wives/grandchildren, endless pots of unnecessary tea. But who wants to know what semi-retirement looks like?

Okay, so that’s absolutely everyone.

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Uphill Battle

Thierry Henry attempts to promote US soccer on the news

“So.. err, when does the season start?… oh, it’s started!”

It’s no secret that soccer finds itself ranked at around 5th or 6th in a US top ten of sports. Above it, you’ve got American Football, Basketball, Baseball, Prom Night Tongue Hockey, [...]

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Adi

Thierry Henry will leave Barcelona this summer

Frenchman excluded from promotional duties

Barcelona kit launch

Yesterday, Spanish giants Barcelona unveiled their shiny new away kit, using fugly stars including Leo Messi and Carles ‘Captain Caveman’ Puyol.

Superstar players Deco, Eto’o and Ronaldinho were all absent from the launch, as they are fully expected to be [...]

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