Well… at least it gets straight to the point
Prior to their match against Liverpool on Saturday, angry Newcastle fans prepared to keep themselves entertained for the 90 minute mauling ahead (which never came, thanks to another limp-dicked performance from the Reds) by bringing a range of angry [...]
Read moreGotten rid of
This statement from Newcastle just over a month ago:
“Chris is our manager and will remain our manager and it is our intention to renegotiate his contract at the end of the year.”
And now this:
Read moreOwn goal of the season? Probably.
For a reason that appears to have passed The Spoiler by, this result, which put Arsenal through the the quarter-finals of the [...]
Read moreFor Sale sign hung around defender’s neck
Sky Sports News’ BREAKING NEWS ticker is, for once, displaying something of note. The infamous ‘Sky sources’ understand Newcastle United defender Steven Taylor has been transfer listed by manager Chris Hughton.
Read moreBoot to ball genius
Barton‘s after the jump – a hit so clean and true it sends David Pleat into a[nother] confused daze.
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you
Let’s have another look at this clownshoes hilarity from Pepe Reina
Personally, I reckon the new MOTD titles look like a shit 6th form media project. PERSONALLY. [YouTube]
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Read moreStory depicted using Photoshop skills
If you break it down into simple terms, footballers are just extremely wealthy competitive men trying to be the best at everything. It must get pretty intense.
So thank Christ for reformed violent criminals like Joey Barton
Read moreOne of the “unflattering” pictures
In a stunning homage to the 17th century idiom about pots and kettles, the chubby men of Newcastle thought that they’d label Sol Campbell “fat belly” for a joke.
Only now, as is generally the way with sensitive Sol, it’s been taken in absolutely the wrong [...]
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