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Newcastle Utd could be sold to the Bin Ladens

Toon Army unhappy with controversial takeover plans

Osama Bin Laden and Mike Ashley

Geordies are outraged today by the news that the Bin Ladens are front runners in the race to take Newcastle United from Mike Ashley. The Saudi BinLadin Group, who turn over around [...]

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Personal Space Invader

Go anywhere near Kevin Keegan and he will touch your face

Newcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé

As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like [...]

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Tittle Tattle

Transfer Talk: Spurs to wave bye-bye to Aaron Lennon and Paul Robinson

Paul Robinson’s handwash

Middlesbrough managed to pull themselves away from a relegation scrap at the right time, but they’ll have just enough rope to hang themselves next season if they bring Paul Robinson on board. Here’s today’s rumours from the north east and beyond:

Thierry Henry to Arsenal [...]

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The Keegan Experiment

Update: Reasons why Newcastle are heading for the Championship

King Kev’s rudderless ship is in grave danger Newcastle United

On February 1st, The Spoiler audaciously suggested Newcastle would be involved in a relegation battle. Despite statistical evidence, some of the more sensitive Geordies took great offense to the implication that they could finish in the [...]

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Reader Poll

Vote: Do you feel sorry for Newcastle?

The Magpies are slowly crumbling, but do you care?

Newcastle haven’t won a league game in over two months and their current form is the worst in the Premier League, save for relegation candidates Reading.

They are a popular club with a passionate and likable fanbase and an equally passionate and likable manager. So why [...]

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