It looks like Marcello Lippi is wrong
Everyone agrees that Dennis Wise has done a super job as Executive Director of Football at Newcastle Utd, and one of his greatest achievements is the signing of extremely popular Spanish striker Francisco Jiménez [...]
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Scary picture of the day: Violent criminal Joey Barton has not procreated (thank God), he’s just doing his bit at a Newcastle Utd charity event [Kickette]
Manchester Utd vehemently deny the latest Ronaldo to Real Madrid gossip [...]
Read moreCan the Magpies survive the drop? Find out here!
Joe Kinnear’s Newcastle Utd currently soaring high above the relegation zone in sixteenth place, yet they are one of around ten teams who could easily [...]
Read moreToon Army unhappy with controversial takeover plans
Geordies are outraged today by the news that the Bin Ladens are front runners in the race to take Newcastle United from Mike Ashley. The Saudi BinLadin Group, who turn over around [...]
Read moreNewcastle boss believes the traditional handshake is so passé
As Harry Enfield’s ‘Big Bob Joylove’ proved beyond reasonable doubt, nothing endears you to a rival, colleague or casual acquaintance quite like [...]
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Middlesbrough managed to pull themselves away from a relegation scrap at the right time, but they’ll have just enough rope to hang themselves next season if they bring Paul Robinson on board. Here’s today’s rumours from the north east and beyond:
Thierry Henry to Arsenal [...]
Read moreKing Kev’s rudderless ship is in grave danger 
On February 1st, The Spoiler audaciously suggested Newcastle would be involved in a relegation battle. Despite statistical evidence, some of the more sensitive Geordies took great offense to the implication that they could finish in the [...]
Read moreThe Magpies are slowly crumbling, but do you care?
Newcastle haven’t won a league game in over two months and their current form is the worst in the Premier League, save for relegation candidates Reading.
They are a popular club with a passionate and likable fanbase and an equally passionate and likable manager. So why [...]
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