The Keegan experiment

Keegan to combat awful performances with awful music

Newcastle boss finds some uncommon ground to help players bond

Kevin Keegan

According to today’s Sun newspaper, Kevin Keegan is tired of his players listening to music they like on their iPods. In order to bring morale to an all-time low, he is planning on pumping music from [...]

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Flying Barton

Joey Barton gets a private jet

Midfielder devises cunning plan to waste more of Newcastle’s money

Joey Barton

Joey Barton’s post-Christmas ‘leave of absence’ has cost his club over £200k in wages, and now he has found another way of depriving his club of liquidity.

Barton was given bail on the condition that [...]

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Newcastle get the obligatory rudderless Old Trafford showdown

The best sports programming on the telebox this weekend

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The week after Chelsea lost Mourinho, they were charged with the task of getting a result at old Trafford in a televised game. Big Sam-less Newcastle now face exactly the same situation, but will they suffer the same

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It’s FA Cup Third Round Weekend

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It’s that unmistakable time of year when Christmas decorations come down and minnow clubs up and down the land build up a huge sense of false expectation. This morning’s Sun backs Southern League Division One side Chasetown with a back page and [...]

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Big Sam’s search for alternative employment to begin tonight?

The best sports programming on the telebox this evening

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It would be harsh to dismiss a manager upon losing to the undefeated league leaders, but nevertheless this is the kind of hot water Sam ‘I stole Christmas’ Allardyce finds himself in. If seeing the demise of a highly [...]

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