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David Villa threatens to roll some ankles with his mad crossover skillz
Rooney falls down football’s rich list [The Sun]
That rich list in full [Caught [...]
Read moreNeymar – sugar rushing?
It’s now traditional for a great Brazilian footballers to replace their God given talent with a serious attitude problem at some stage during their careers, but 18-year-old Neymar appears to be accelerating the process, with a dramatic display of petulance in a recent Santos match against [...]
Read moreJinking Brazilian shows off Sunday League-esque skills
Even the most brilliantly talented footballers have their off weeks (or months, if you’re Wayne Rooney).
During last Saturday’s match against Goias, Neymar both missed a penalty, his fourth in [...]
Read moreImpromptu disrobing from the jinking forward
STEP 1: Tackle his shorts off.
[via Pies]
Read moreKids, do as Pele says… or not… your choice
The whisper echoing across the many oceans is that Santos managed to enlist the help of the fourth or fifth greatest footballer ever - Pele - in a bid to stop Neymar from leaving the club and moving to Chelsea.
Only it hasn’t entirely worked.
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Chelsea’s new signing… so they say
Chelsea secure Neymar’s thumb splodge
[Pies]
Read moreFabregas – training for next season?
People who enjoy hearing about other people’s holidays will be delighted to know that Frank Lampsie has taken his bed partner, Christine Bleakley, to Sardinia, where they have been spotted horsing around in swimming costumes with their pals, the Redknapps. Not to mention the [...]
Read more“Kiss my face”
And so now to the second of The Spoiler’s World Cup profiles. Brazil – famous for being brilliant at football, great at throwing parties that involve women in bikinis dancing around in the street, and not bad at winning major tournaments. But, beaneath [...]
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