Deadline Day

Transfer Window: Bad news for Man City, and more…

Old McDonald… didn’t have a work permit… ee i ee i… oh!

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Like a house of cards crafted by a tremoring alcoholic during a hurricane, today’s big transfer deals keep collapsing within nanoseconds of first appearing.

Hull will be keeping hold of Stephen Hunt, thank you very much Wolves. [...]

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Transfer Talk

Chelsea forced to hurry up and wait for Robinho

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Robinho to Chelsea

Chelsea have confirmed making a bid for Brazilian man-o’-sex Robinho (rumoured to be worth £19.7 million) but find themselves frustrated with Real Madrid’s failure to find a replacement, which is currently holding up proceedings. With Cristiano Ronaldo [...]

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Transfer talk

Has the Gareth Barry saga reached a conclusion?

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

Gareth Barry

The Mirror are reporting that Liverpool are finally prepared to pay Aston Villa £18 million. Further proof arrived this morning when a Kiss 100 DJ revealed that he saw Barry in a nightclub this weekend and the deal will go through [...]

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Top Flight Troubadours

The Premier League ‘up for grabs’ XI

An entire team of gentlemen looking for a new employer

Gareth Barry

The transfer window is now wide open, and there are countless players itching to increase their fortunes by kissing the crest of a new club. Here’s eleven of the greediest best…

Scott Carson Liverpool are [...]

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Underwhelming transfers

Ten players you don’t want linked to your club

The Spoiler considers the footballing talent you rather see warm someone else’s bench next season

Milan baros

Much like when a hot girl comes for an interview at your place of work, the feeling of knowing a quality player could be joining your club is pretty uplifting. However, unless [...]

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Transfer Talk

Owen to Everton, Cech to Barca, and a very old face trundling towards Hull

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While everyone else is out topless sunbathing, The Spoiler has been zooming about the undergrowth hunting for transfer rumours. Today this is what they’re saying:

Michael Owen to Everton After Keegan’s inspirational speech about never becoming a top four team, it seems that Michael Owen is frantically searching [...]

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