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The Women’s World Cup has kicked off and loads has happened – England drew their opening game thanks to a 35-yard shot from Mexico and a bit of average goalkeeping from England, while Japan won their game against New Zealand putting them top of England’s group.
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Read moreNigerian striker fluffs four yard sitter
Nigeria tumbled out of the World Cup last night, after only managing to scrape a 2-2 draw with South Korea in a remarkably wasteful performance. Undisputed king of all of [...]
Read moreDisgruntled fans fire up their PCs and go e-thuggin’
The Nigerian squad have stepped up security at their World Cup hotel after midfielder Sani Kaita logged on to his email account this weekend and found the usual messages from deposed princes in need of financial assistance had been [...]
Read moreGolden Eaglets skipper allegedly turned 18 about seven years ago
The U-17 World Cup, currently taking place in Nigeria, has been rocked by allegations the host nation’s captain, Fortune Chukwudi, is actually somewhere closer to 25.
Before the tournament, FIFA had made attempts to stamp out ‘age cheating’ by [...]
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Nigeria’s coach has demanded their Olympic team get haircuts before the Beijing tournament [WithLeather]
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Read moreEverton star in kidnapping hell
If you ever travel to Nigeria, there is approximately a 98 per cent chance that you will be kidnapped. Accordingly, Norum Yobo, brother of Everton defender Joseph, has been held by an armed gang since Saturday:
The 27-year-old defender’s sibling Norum was [...]
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