It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF
Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery – enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former [...]
Read moreManchester Utd star lives it up in fancy Vegas club
While representing the nation of Britain abroad, our fine citizens do their best to assimilate themselves with local culture, being careful not to impinge British values on the natives.
With this in mind, Wes [...]
Read moreTwo of the world’s biggest libidos collide in LA
One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton.
In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer [...]
Read moreHow to attract the ladies like a Liverpool captain
One would imagine that a handsome devil like Steven Gerrard would have to beat the ladies off with a shit-covered stick, but the Liverpool star has revealed that he played the role [...]
Read moreSpurs captain slays the dragon named Dignity
In the early hours of Sunday morning, professional sportsman Ledley King saw fit to launch an alleged alcohol-fuelled racist attack on a nightclub bouncer. For his troubles, he spent a night in a police cell, where, according [...]
Read moreSerial WAG receives comeuppance for destroying relationship
News of the World readers will have been shocked to the core to read that Danielle Lloyd - the glamour model who is passed around the Premier League like currency – has been accused of stealing someone else’s footballer boyfriend.
Spurs star Jamie O’Hara [...]
Read morePhilippe Mexès scuffles with the wrong guy
When enjoying the sights and sounds of a nightclub, professional footballers often like to express themselves via the medium of punching people in the face – just ask Marlon King or Inter’s Luis Jimenez.
Roma defender [...]
Read moreCity forward continues to do things in his spare time
Robinho has been spotted here, there and everywhere in the past fortnight. The Brazilian man-o’-sex has absorbed some culture at the British Museum, taken in a concert by Chris Brown, and according to our besties at Popbitch, he paid [...]
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