IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!

John Carew tucks into some Rooney-inspired birthday cake

Brandishing knives at tits = poor choice of pose

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Chefs at the Norweigan team hotel whipped up a boobtastic surprise for birthday boys John Carew and his fellow striker Erik Huseklepp on Sunday. Footballers just have sex on the brain, don’t they?

[via ONTD Football]

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