“Cesc is getting upset!”
Fans of film and television will know all about the dramatic components of a gentleman’s slow descent into misery. It starts with a storyline twist that knocks his world off its axis, and then, before you know it, he’s drinking warm whiskey out of egg [...]
Read more“Oh Sweet Jesus! Please can everyone SHUT UP!”
Clearly taking their lead from the Die Hard films, the Spanish press appear to enjoy telling the same story over and over again. First, there was the rumour about Cesc Fabregas joining Barcelona. Then, some other stuff happened, before rumours started [...]
Read moreCesc, meet your new team mates (or not)
Over in sunny Spain, Fabregas appears to be seen as some kind of modern day recreation of the biblical story of the prodigal son. Bible fans will know all about that one – boy leaves home for a few years, goes [...]
Read moreMark Hughes’ side get a massive confidence boost in Spain
Barcelona 0/ Manchester City 1 Despite the support of 90,000 supporters and some keerrazzee limited edition [...]
Read moreIbrahimovic receives a record breaking welcome in Spain
Barcelona have finally ended their search for a Swedish striker with incongruous tattoos and a tendency to bottle big games [...]
Read moreThe Barcelona star never wanted C-Ron at the Nou Camp, honest
The Barcelona party line is that they’re not ruffled by Real Madrid’s ridiculous summer spending spree. After all, it allows them to claim the [...]
Read moreThe Blues park the bus at the Nou Camp
Barcelona 0/ Chelsea 0 We’re not calling Guus Hiddink a liar, but the lying Dutchman promised us balls-out, attacking football at the Nou Camp. Instead, Chelsea put up [...]
Read moreChelsea dent ‘Pool’s Euro dream, Barca makes Bayern look rubbish
Liverpool 1/ Chelsea 3 Whoa! Who saw this scoreline coming? When Nando put the Reds ahead after six minutes, it looked as if Liverpool were on [...]
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