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Send in your “Messi in Oasis” pictures, Spoiler readers!

Here’s The Spoiler’s impressive attempt…

As proven by the “Mascherano Sheepdog” and “Ribery in Prison” masterpieces, there’s something really rather artistic about Spoiler readers.

So, this week, on the back of some intriguing reports that Lionel Messi is in the process of forming [...]

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ROCK N' ROLL STARS

Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez vow to reform Oasis

Jinking Argentinians hope money will heal rift between Gallaghers

Carlos Tevez and Lionel Messi have promised to offer swaggering Mancunians Noel and Liam Gallagher a blank cheque to reform Oasis, if Argentina win the World Cup this year.

Apparently Tev has given up trying to convince everyone to listen [...]

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Wise Words?

Mancini channels spirit of Oasis to calm everyone down

Non-gibberish Oasis lyric uncovered by Italian

As a foreigner in new surroundings, it’s important to at least try to blend in with your new friends and neighbours. The Danish footballer Jan Molby famously did this by adopting a very local Merseyside dialect called “Carragher” during his Liverpool days.

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Mad Fer It Update

Noel Gallagher declines Cristiano Ronaldo’s request for a private Oasis concert

Portuguese star “can’t afford” the Manchester band

Yesterday, Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo revealed that he is a huge Oasis fan, and even went as far as saying the Manchester City-supporting rockers were even better [...]

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