HURT FEELINGS

Garry Cook admits Man Utd ‘clock’ banner ‘drives City nuts’

Stretford End flag counts years since Man City’s last trophy

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Man City‘s resident mentalist Garry Cook is exactly the type of person you might expect spends his weekdays patrolling Eastlands, barking out short inspirational maxims like ‘never let them see you bleed’ and ‘smile now, cry later’.

However, [...]

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News in brief

Big happenings at Liverpool, and OMFG! It’s The Saturdays!

Arrghh, same outfit! Cringe!

The Saturdays

For those of you who don’t keep up with popular culture, The Saturdays are either the poor man’s Girls Aloud, or the oil baron’s Kandy Rain, depending on where you sit on the socio-economic scale. The Spoiler may not be able to name [...]

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Deadline Day Update

Man Utd linked to French striker André-Pierre Gignac

Toulouse hitman spotted outside Old Trafford, apparently

Avoiding Sky Sports News’ deadline day technique of repeatedly talking about David James’ car still being in the Portsmouth car park, The BBC have taken to spreading the utterly questionable sightings of their readers. A 606 board member posted the following rumour, which was deemed worthy of inclusion [...]

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THE CAREER LADDER

Carlos Tevez is warned not to leave Manchester United

It all goes wrong when you exit Old Trafford, just ask these guys

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Diego Forlan

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has arrogantly suggested that Carlos Tevez’s career will go downhill if he walks away from Old Trafford.

He said: ”The game [...]

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Premier League Preview

Five reasons why United will win the Manchester Derby

Man Utd/Man City, Premier League, Sun, 1.30pm, Sky Sports 1

Manchester Utd at the races Danielle Lloyd made them wait their turn on the balcony

There are plenty of statistics which suggest that an upset could be in order in Sunday’s Manchester derby: United have won [...]

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