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Embarrassing own goal alert!

Clear it, clear it!… d’oh!

Everyone’s been there – watching one floating in, planning in your head to hoof it into Row Z, this should be easy enough. Only, [...]

Is this the most astonishing own goal EVER?

Goran Rubil scores a beauty!

There is an element of logic that you can easily apply to most own goals – it might have been the result of an [...]

Video: Keeper blasts the ball into his own net

Not the best clearance you’ll ever see…

Following a 1-1 draw with Icasa in the Copa do Brasil last night, Vasco da Gama defender Tiago was unhappy: “This result [...]

Video: Finland find unique way of handing victory to Russia

The Finns should probably stick to F1

While Germany were busy nearly losing to Wales in Mönchengladbach last night, Finland were getting their arse handed to them by Russia. Babyfaced striker Andrei Arshavin put his name on the [...]

Video: Keeper suffers the world’s worst backpass

Brazilian goalie forced into Paul Robinson-esque blunder

Internacional shot stopper Clemer has been playing professionally since 1988 – maybe this howler will speed up the old duffer’s decision to hang up [...]

Robinho’s disappointment, Fernando Torres’ golden boot and Max Mosley’s new game

Also appearing on a computer near you…

Mitchell and Webb show us why it’s a funny old game [found on The Offside]

Video: Apparently, the best way to stay in [...]

Riise gets the threatening graffiti treatment

The consequences of Riise’s horrendous own goal on Tuesday have rippled through Liverpool, to the point where gutsy young graffiti artists who should be impersonating Banksy with their street art have taken to scrawling angry slogans on the walls of Liverpool’s Melwood training ground instead.

Video: John Arne Riise’s worst nightmare

Champions League semi comes down to bad fortune and a worse haircut

If it weren’t for Riise’s unfortunate error, Chelsea fans would be calling for The Toad’s head this morning – his [...]