Transfer Talk

More transfer window movement from Man City

Mr Flashy wants loads more money, please

Balotelli 

That’s “movement” in the very broadest sense of the word. The same sense that finds old women hunched over with their noses mere centimetres from the ground travelling from A to B at around a thirtieth of normal human velocity.

No. This [...]

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Real Madrid XI

Is this Jose Mourinho’s dream Real Madrid XI?

Not bad…

Real Madrid

There is still much speculation about which players might end up at Real Madrid come the end of next month – Ozil and Khedira have been linked with a move. Jose fancies Cole and Carvalho from his Chelsea days.

Might his starting XI end up looking rather [...]

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Transfer Talk

Drogba linked with Man City, Kaka linked with Chelsea…

Imagine this, but with a light blue top on

Didier Drogba

Fans of stories about pregnant women will be thrilled to learn that Fernando Torres has excelled himself in the bedroom, to the point where his wife is expecting a baby.

Discussions will presumably now turn to what kind [...]

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Transfer Talk

The 10 most enthralling transfer stories of the summer

Including this ongoing saga…

Enthralling transfers

Make no mistake about it, the next couple of months are going to become transfer bonkers. With that in mind, after the jump, you’ll find some of the biggest stories of the summer. Potentially. 

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