Celebrity Bastards

Wealthy celebs prevent families from watching World Cup

Yeah, smile it up, Hilton

Paris Hilton 

Here’s a moving picture for you: a grown man has promised his children a trip of a lifetime to watch the World Cup semi final, but his flight can’t land at the airport in Durban, because the place is littered with private jets.

His [...]

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WAG Watch

Nereida Gallardo poses naked, says Madrid will “tremble” when Ronaldo arrives

C-Ron’s clothes-hating ex speaks in new magazine interview

Thanks to the Spanish demand for a magazine which covers political and economic news and publishes near-pornographic images of famous women, Interviú exists. On the cover of this month’s edition is Nereida Gallardo, the lady who nearly melted the entire internet last summer when she romanced Cristiano [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 352: Paris Hilton

It’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF

Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery  – enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former [...]

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Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton: together at last

Two of the world’s biggest libidos collide in LA

Cristiano Ronaldo and Paris Hilton

One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton.

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer [...]

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Danielle Lloyd dumped for wanting a crappy little dog

The gal we all hate to love loses her WAG status because she was getting ‘too serious’

When Jermain Defoe‘s uncontrollable libido pointed in the direction of renowned former-racist Danielle Lloyd, it looked like a match made in heaven: two people who can’t stay out of nightclubs and who love a good casual steamrolling sesh. [...]

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