Yeah, smile it up, Hilton
Here’s a moving picture for you: a grown man has promised his children a trip of a lifetime to watch the World Cup semi final, but his flight can’t land at the airport in Durban, because the place is littered with private jets.
His [...]
Read moreSome more factually accurate news from the Spanish press
Last Tuesday, an anonymous Spanish sorcerer claimed that he had been hired to place a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, which would cause him to suffer an injury. Sh*t got real the following day, when [...]
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Bloomberg illustrate a story about “Santana” and the Premier League with Cristiano Ronaldo and Christian Dailly – two players who don’t play [...]
Read moreC-Ron’s clothes-hating ex speaks in new magazine interview
Thanks to the Spanish demand for a magazine which covers political and economic news and publishes near-pornographic images of famous women, Interviú exists. On the cover of this month’s edition is Nereida Gallardo, the lady who nearly melted the entire internet last summer when she romanced Cristiano [...]
Read moreIt’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s new American BFF
Vapid hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton needs no introduction, but it looks like she’s getting one anyway. The singer, actress, model, entreprenuer and amatuer bongo star has dabbled in the world of Waggery – enjoying relationships with Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart and former [...]
Read moreTwo of the world’s biggest libidos collide in LA
One is an over-sexed fame hungry whore who will do anything for attention, and the other is Paris Hilton.
In news that will surprise absolutely no one, Cristiano Ronaldo celebrated his transfer [...]
Read moreThe gal we all hate to love loses her WAG status because she was getting ‘too serious’
When Jermain Defoe‘s uncontrollable libido pointed in the direction of renowned former-racist Danielle Lloyd, it looked like a match made in heaven: two people who can’t stay out of nightclubs and who love a good casual steamrolling sesh. [...]
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