UNFAIRLY MALIGNED

Sunderland target O’Shea is more than a Man Utd reserve

Man Utd defenders’ Premier League appearances in 2010-11…

Manchester United defenders’ Premier League appearances in 2010-11

Having been left suitably unimpressed by the likes of Paul McShane and Liam Miller, and with the jury still out on others like Fraizer Campbell, scepticism from [...]

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A poll!

So, do you think it was a penalty for Chelsea last night?

A debateable decision?

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You may not have noticed, but in the dying minutes of Manchester United’s 1-0 win over Chelsea, there was a pretty big shout for a penalty when Patrice Evra may have fouled contact with Ramires in the box.

Sir Alex Ferguson doesn’t seem too sure [...]

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transfer stuff

Fergie backs Holloway, Evra might be off, and more…

Work that hair, girlfriend!

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Abbey Clancy has been a bit quiet of late – but that’s because she’s pregnant, silly! With the spawn of Peter Crouch no less. The Daily Mail seem concerned for poor Abbey because she has just TWO MONTHS until she is due to pop [...]

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ENDED.

Patrice Evra verbally assassinates Arsenal… AGAIN

More disrespect from the Man Utd fullback

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Despite Arsenal currently sitting atop the Premier League a point (and an extra game) ahead of his own team, Man Utd fullback Patrice Evra has completely derided the Gunners’ title aspirations, dismissing the entire club as simply ‘a football training centre.’

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LICENSED TO THRILL! ETC.

Wayne Rooney will return, in… ‘Octogenarian Pussy’

Photoshop hijinks

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It’s Christmas party season in the world of professional football and Manchester United are reportedly preparing to throw a James Bond-themed bash – complete with gambling tables (no Michael Owens allowed), ice sculptures and ‘showgirls’, which is presumably a euphemism for ‘one free blowjob per guest!’.

A [...]

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Transfer Talk

Evra wants out of Manchester, Dani Alves wants in…

Ofoedu, Feltz, and a man who isn’t really Father Christmas

Feltz 

Sinita, Michelle Dewberry, Craig Revel Horwood, Mel B’s sister, Nicola McLean, Jenni Falconer, Vanessa Feltz, Ben Ofoedu… no, The Spoiler isn’t listing names for a fantasy dinner party (although, granted, they’d all make it), but the A listers who [...]

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Transfer Talk

Modric to United, Carrick back to Spurs, and more…

Oh look, it’s the new Paul Scholes…

Luka Modric 

The big news on the transfer market is that Man United are set to continue in their mission to turn Tottenham into some kind of breeding ground for excellent players who they can then slowly ruin. First by paying preposterous [...]

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