Patrice Evra lifts the lid on players’ cushy treatment
We are all too aware of the difficulties of being a Premier League footballer – as soon as the two hour daily training session is complete, players must make the arduous choice of which games console to play on, and then must go through the [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…
Alan Shearer will be offered a four-year contract Joe Kinnear’s favourite journalist Simon Bird is reporting that Mike Ashley wants Alan Shearer to sign a four-year contract. The Geordie Messiah failed to pick up the [...]
Read moreGroundsman-punching defender whips up a culinary delight
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Manchester Utd fans with a desperate need to fritter away their precious disposable income with an MUTV subscription were finally rewarded last night, as the first episode of Red Devil’s Kitchen aired.
In the [...]
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Joost Volmer from the Erdivisie shows Emmanuel Adebayor how to throw an elbow (3.30 in the video) [The Offside]
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Read moreProof that some of the best bargains can be found after Christmas
After yesterday’s worst January transfers XI, The Spoiler feels the need to show a little more positivity, without showing any more imagination. Hence, [...]
Read moreUnited stars reveal their inner selves. Sort of
The mind of a professional footballer is like a series of caves. Big, empty caves.
For example, who knew that [...]
Read moreRyan Giggs: True Red pulls out all the stars
On Monday, a DVD celebrating Ryan Giggs’ illustrious 17-year career will be released, and in celebration a premiere of the film was held in Manchester. Carlos Tevez, Cristiano Ronaldo, Wes [...]
Read moreIs this the best team in the Premier League?
Make no mistake, friends, the ‘Big Four’ are so-called because they’re brilliant. So brilliant that were you to merge them all together to create a “best of” team, some huge names would fall by the wayside. We are, [...]
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