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Player gets his knackers knackered by another player

And ouch again…

You remember that shot of film star Vinnie Jones grabbing a young Paul Gascoigne by the balls? Well funny, isn’t it? The Spoiler has decided the [...]

Gazza pictured throwing up in the middle of the M1

Guess that Escape to Victory thing is a non-starter, then?

The court case that would decide whether Paul Gascoigne will be spending the next 12 weeks in jail was today adjourned until next month, after it was revealed the former Newcastle, Spurs and Lazio star has checked [...]

Gazza pledges to sober up in order to win role in new Vinnie Jones film

Legend hopes to star in remake of Escape to Victory

As he waits to find out today whether he’ll be detained at Her Majesty’s pleasure for drink driving offences, Paul Gascoigne has promised to turn his life around and quit drink and drugs.

What caused the ex-England international’s epiphany [...]

Paul Gascoigne keeps the court entertained while on trial for drink-driving

Gazza’s irrepressible dressing-room banter gets him in trouble

A giggling Paul Gascoigne was told off by court magistrates after running through a string of jokes during his five-hour court hearing for drink-driving offences.

Gazza arrested twice in three weeks – this time for drugs

Ex-England star reportedly done for possessing Class As

Troubledpaulgascoigne spent last night in police custody after being held on suspicion of possessing a Class A drug – two days after being told he could face jail for drink-driving offences.

Alex Del Piero on the cusp of legend, Purslow stands down, Gazza faces clink

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Alex Del Piero, the man we all bagised being in Wembley Doubles at school, scored his 178th Serie A goal last weekend, equaling the record. Here’s a look back at [...]