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Wenger cartoon, Bentley beard, Ribery knickers…

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Hey look, JT! It’s The Rolling Stones!

Arsene Wenger gets the cartoon treatment

[Studs Up]

The Shakhtar Syndrome

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World Cup Wonders # 4: Paul Gascoigne, Italia 90

Gazza – clown prince etc…

Despite his ten year career playing for England, Gazza only managed one World Cup – the one where he was absolutely brilliant for the [...]

Jimmy Bullard and other fine goal celebrations

Jimmy Bullard Goal Celebration

Never underestimate the power of a well constructed football celebration. It can tell you a lot about a player. Alan Shearer famously adopted the no [...]

Liverpool target Stoke defender, Gazza’s OCD and Darren Fletcher’s excuses

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John Barnes explains Gazza’s OCD [ChannelBee]

Ten ways to meet footballers [Soccerlens]

Ryan Shawcross to Liverpool [Goal.com]

Spurs target Crystal Palace striker Victor Moses [Daily Mail]

Darren Fletcher blames the referee – not Scotland’s ineptitude – for the Norway defeat [...]

WAG No. 342: Emma Kate Dawson

Gazza’s bagged himself a reet class Geordie lass like

Putting his recent troubles behind him, Paul Gascoigne visited London’s Cafe de Paris earlier this week in order to celebrate his 42nd birthday. On his arm was Geordie glamour model Emma Kate Dawson, who at 22-years-old, is precisely the same age [...]

Video: Gazza on Man Utd regrets, plastic boobs and fights with Liam Gallagher

England legend looks back on career highs and high jinx

In his latest interview with talkSPORT, we’re delighted to see Paul Gascoigne back to his usual [...]

Tevez eyes move to Spain, Gascoigne on Newcastle’s woes and WAG Gemma Atkinson

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Like any pensioner, Alex Ferguson really hates missing the bus [Off The Post]

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Gazza believes Shearer will save Newcastle with black and white cutlery

Toon legend backs other Toon legend to beat the drop

After maintaining radio silence for most of yesterday, Newcastle Utd finally admitted they will be re-employing Alan Shearer for the final eight games of the season. (They also released a separate [...]