Rebel Rebels

The ‘fallen out with Alex Ferguson’ XI

Eleven men, all hated by one man

Sir Alex Ferguson

United players fall into two distinct camps: the ones Sir Alex will personally visit over Christmas for a cuddle – Giggs, Irwin, Solksjaer, Neville, Scholsie – and those he’ll spy on from a nearby tree, whispering profanities under [...]

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Mr Big Head

Hey look, Sir Alex Ferguson just confused himself with God

Ferguson looks into a rose tinted mirror

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The sad decline of Gazza tells you all you need to know about life after football – it can be pretty traumatic. Now that the limelight has gone off him, and with nowhere to channel his demons, he appears to be [...]

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Personal Demons

Football’s Most Troubled XI

The Spoiler presents the best of the angry, drunk and depressed

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The main issue that footballers have is that once away from the pitch, what is there to do? God forbid they have to pick up a book and read! The lucky ones play golf and hang out with [...]

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