Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies
Inter have allegedly decided how much they wish to spend on Frank Lampard, but the newspapers have invented three different prices ranging from £8-11 million, while the Daily Star claim there has been no offer at all.
Despite all the signs [...]
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For those who lie awake wondering whatever happened to Bill Wyman after he walked out on the Rolling Stones in 1993, you can breathe easy – he’s totally fine, and making a fine living as the face of SuperSmoker [...]
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If you’re planning to go to Glasgow tonight, don’t, it would be a silly silly move. Should Rangers win, Celtic supporters go bonkers, should Rangers lose, everyone goes bonkers. And, of course, “bonkers” is street slang for face punchy and eye scratchy. You would be far wiser to read [...]
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Middlesbrough managed to pull themselves away from a relegation scrap at the right time, but they’ll have just enough rope to hang themselves next season if they bring Paul Robinson on board. Here’s today’s rumours from the north east and beyond:
Thierry Henry to Arsenal [...]
Read moreThe best sports on the telebox tonight
No doubt inspired by Paul Robinson’s rousing chants, tonight Spurs will aim to finish the job they started at Slavia Prague last week. At 3/10, the bookies place them as huge favourites, so try [...]
Read moreTottenham keeper gets the crowd going with a Chas ‘n’ Dave classic
Prior to Tottenham’s 2-1 victory at Slavia Prague last week, Paul Robinson earned his place in the good books of Spurs [...]
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Read moreWide receiver loses it in defence of Tony Romo’s rubbishness
Tony Romo, star quarterback with the Dallas Cowboys, may have set team records for touchdown passes, completions and passing yards this season, but it hasn’t covered [...]
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