The Spoiler’s ‘Top Tekkers’ Premier League XI

A list of the league’s finest purveyors of silk(y skills)


Everyone likes a cheeky flick, an acrobatic finish or a laser-guided pass, none more so than Spoiler reader Daryl Noble, who has gone to the effort of compiling a list of the eleven greatest fleet-footed wizards in the [...]

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Good Boys

10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes

Kinky picture used to depict story


If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.

Now [...]

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Should Don Fabio give Paul Scholes an England recall?

Thursday afternoon idle chatter


Only weeks after feverishly banging on about the desperate need for young blood in the England team post World Cup 2010, the UK’s tabloid press are now on a rather antithetical mission to drum up support for 35-year-old Paul Scholes being roped back into [...]

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Classy Gentlemen

Some lovely pictures of Man United in New York

Oh God! That’s Ryan Giggs! In New York!

United in New York 

For anyone new to the site, here’s the deal: earlier in the week, in a moment of mindlessly flicking through a discarded copy of OK! magazine, The Spoiler became unwittingly inspired.

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A bit earlier, and Scholes would have unretired himself

This man means goals, so they say

Paul Scholes

Nothing stings a strategist quite like getting the timings all wrong, so Capello will have presumably spent last night repeatedly banding his head with a soft fist, barking “stupid, stupid, stupid” in Italian.

The word from the [...]

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World Cup Fever

Ooh, so close – Scholes said no right at the last minute

Paul Scholes – not a U-turn, but an O-turn

Paul Scholes 

It was a HUMILIATING day for The Spoiler yesterday, thanks to all of the silly World Cup rumours buzzing around, leaving a very eggy mess all over the site’s collective handsome face. A tearful night’s sleep followed, with the heads [...]

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