MAGICAL FISH

Paul the Psychic Octopus’ cousin predicts Blackpool results

Ollie the Octopus has got eight big boots to fill

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The Blackpool Sea Life Centre has signed up Ollie, the cousin of dead sage Paul the Psychic Octopus, to predict results for the rest of Blackpool‘s Premier League home games this season.

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R.I.P. PAUL 2008 - 2010

Consipracy theories cloud Paul the Psychic Octopus’ death

This is Japan’s tribute to Paul. Srsly.

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While the world mourns for England’s Rose, Paul the Psychic Octopus, a Chinese film director yesterday claimed the real Paul died THREE MONTHS ago and had actually since been replaced by a Decoy Octopus.

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BREAKING NEWS

World Cup star Paul the Psychic Octopus is DEAD

English-born cephalopod passes quietly in sleep

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Mirror Football are reporting claims in Germany that Paul the Psychic Octopus has died, aged 2.

Paul joined vuvuzelas and Larissa Riquelme’s breasts in international infamy this summer, after predicting the correct result in eight World Cup matches, including the final.

A spokesman [...]

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SEA CREATURE TRANSFER NEWS

Paul the Psychic Octopus caught up in transfer battle

 Spanish aquarium attempts to strike ‘money no object’ deal

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It’s a general rule amongst sensible managers never to buy a player based on World Cup performance alone. However, Paul the Psychic Octopus‘ 100% prediction rate at this year’s tournament has proven too tempting for the animal-lovers (and avid [...]

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