Bold claim

Javier Hernandez’s career is all downhill from here

Only recently, things were looking pretty good for Javier Hernandez – Manchester United are apparently doubling his wages and he’s probably going to pick up a Premier League title tomorrow.

But then things took a turn for the dreadful when Pele – a man predominantly famous for making outrageously wrong predictions – said this:

“There [...]

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Transfer News

Pele has a quiet word with Neymar… it doesn’t work

Kids, do as Pele says… or not… your choice

Pele

The whisper echoing across the many oceans is that Santos managed to enlist the help of the fourth or fifth greatest footballer ever - Pele - in a bid to stop Neymar from leaving the club and moving to Chelsea.

Only it hasn’t entirely worked.

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catty remarks

Pele doesn’t think Messi’s as good as everyone else does

Pele – still the best… according to Pele

Pele 

For all that was wonderful about Pele – the goals, the sublime skills, the curious erection adverts, Escape to Victory - when it comes to passing on his World’s Greatest crown to a younger man, he has serious issues. What some [...]

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Movie News

Vinnie Jones and Becksie to remake classic football movie!

Boy could these guys act! (Clue: no)

Pele and Bobby Moore

For those who haven’t seen the 1981 football masterpiece, Escape To Victory, you’re really missing out on something quite special.

One of the finest football movies of all time – which isn’t as big a compliment as [...]

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The Big Question

Could Messi be the best ever?

Messi – good. But that good?

Messi 

After Messi’s brilliant weekend hat-trick, the Barcelona goalkeeper, Victor Valdes said this:

“Messi is already the best player in the world, but he can become the best ever.”

He might have a point. As things stand, that particular “greatest ever” crown seems [...]

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World Cup Fever

The Spoiler’s Greatest Ever World Cup XI

Yeah, not bad…

World Cup XI

From now until the end of time, people will debate the greatest ever World Cup players, and attempt to come up with the perfect team. Fights will break out, relationships will hit the rocks, old women will be arrested in supermarkets [...]

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