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Wenger’s most talented children

[The Daily Mail]

Champions League draw [...]

Video: How to make an elephant look like Pele

Man with far too much free time makes something look like something else

In lieu of information regarding current events, the folks at Sky News provided us with a [...]

Ronaldo, Henry, Kaka and Beckham star in the strangest video you will see today

Yes, some crazy person had enough free time to make this

Admittedly, Sister Act/ footballer mash-ups are exactly common, but this is by far the best example we’ve seen. [...]

Maradona: “Pele lost his virginity to a man”

Argentinean responds emphatically to Pele’s claims he is a ‘negative example’

Maradona keeps his distance while ‘welcoming’ Pele to his talk show in 2005

Like cats and dogs, bloods and crips and Cristiano Ronaldo and modesty, Pele and Maradona are fierce [...]

Robinho furious at Pele for claiming he is on drugs

Man City’s inconsistent star accused of taking cocaine

Brazil is famous for many things – beautiful beaches, colourful street parades, slightly gay-looking currency – but if the claims of Pele are to be [...]

Carlton Cole to Juventus, Manchester City target another Brazilian, Pele to Portsmouth

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…

The chap wrestling for the ball with Fenerbahce’s Ed in the picture above is Vítor Hugo Gomes Passos, also known as Pelé He should be filling a Lassana Diarra-shaped hole at Pompey for the rest of the season.

Elsewhere in Transferland…

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Real Madrid coach says Robinho has joined a ‘mediocre’ club

Miaow! One saucer of milk for Bernd, please

We all know that Robinho joined Manchester City for the money in order to advance his career with a top Premier League side, however, Bernd Schuster doesn’t quite see it that way. The angry German Real Madrid manager

Pele wants you to buy things

Brazilian old timer still has (sales) skills

Football legend Pele may be on the verge of turning 68, but he can still showboat with the best of them when the price is right. [...]