Sit back on your throne, turn off your phone…
Just quickly, The Spoiler would like to repeat these quotes from Peter Crouch. Speaking to the BBC he said:
“I feel that whenever I’ve played for England, I’ve done well, so I felt maybe I’ve been slightly unfairly treated.
“Playing [...]
Read moreA pretty excellent game..
Well, everything went to plan this weekend, didn’t it? Man Utd won, Chelsea won, Arsenal won, while West Ham, Wigan and Wolves all lost.
At [...]
Read moreAgain… STFU!
Peter Crouch seemed to be doing a perfectly good job of being the scapegoat for Spurs thrashing against Real Madrid, but it seems Aaron Lennon wants some of that particular action as well.
As always when footballers and Twitter collide, this is not going to end well…
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Read moreComing soon…
There have been some pretty good books written down the years – Crime and Punishment is the best 700 pages you’ll ever read about someone getting tw*tted with a hammer, while Jamie’s 30-Minute Meals is a revolutionary approach to cooking good food fast.
However, should someone choose [...]
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For the second time in a year, Peter Crouch as gone to Madrid and got f*cked.
If the first incident (cheating on Abbey Clancy with a grotty prostitute) suggested stupidity on a huge scale, then his two lunges to get sent off against Real Madrid last night [...]
Read moreAbbey Clancy – not a transvestite
Whilst The Spoiler always endeavours to be first with breaking news of footballers and their deviancies, this time we have to doff our cap to our friends at the excellent Caught Offside who have unearthed this pretty… well… weird story…
Read moreCongratulations!
It’s been a day of quite momentous news – Abbey Clancy has had Peter Crouch’s baby, Peaches Geldof MIGHT be in trouble for shoplifting and The Darkness have reformed.
All brilliant in their own way, but as this is a football site we should probably focus on the [...]
Read moreTactical genius?
Who’d have thunk? Spurs came through their last-16 game against AC Milan not by playing the type of swashbuckling, care-free, Charlie Sheen-esq football they’ve become known for, but by grinding out a uninspiring Emilio Estevez-esq goalless draw.
But as Harry Redknapp duely noted:
“It was always going [...]
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