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Aaron Lennon Twits his way into a telling off from Harry

Again… STFU!


Peter Crouch seemed to be doing a perfectly good job of being the scapegoat for Spurs thrashing against Real Madrid, but it seems Aaron Lennon wants some of that particular action as well.

As always when footballers and Twitter collide, this is not going to end well…


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A new addition to the canon

Ray Wilkins’ Real Madrid v Spurs commentary – in book form!

Coming soon…


There have been some pretty good books written down the years – Crime and Punishment is the best 700 pages you’ll ever read about someone getting tw*tted with a hammer, while Jamie’s 30-Minute Meals is a revolutionary approach to cooking good food fast.

However, should someone choose [...]

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No, we don't know what L$%&*! stands for either

Tottenham striker Peter Crouch is officially thick as £$%&*!



For the second time in a year, Peter Crouch as gone to Madrid and got f*cked.

If the first incident (cheating on Abbey Clancy with a grotty prostitute) suggested stupidity on a huge scale, then his two lunges to get sent off against Real Madrid last night [...]

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Gossip news

Capello talks (a lot), Lehmann stuff and Nani nonsense



It’s been a day of quite momentous news – Abbey Clancy has had Peter Crouch’s baby, Peaches Geldof MIGHT be in trouble for shoplifting and The Darkness have reformed.

All brilliant in their own way, but as this is a football site we should probably focus on the [...]

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Jermain Defoe IS a soothsayer

Boring game, excellent result – Well done, Spurs!

Tactical genius?


Who’d have thunk? Spurs came through their last-16 game against AC Milan not by playing the type of swashbuckling, care-free, Charlie Sheen-esq football they’ve become known for, but by grinding out a uninspiring Emilio Estevez-esq goalless draw.

But as Harry Redknapp duely noted:

“It was always going [...]

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