Uh Oh

Mark Hughes receives the managerial kiss of death

When the board support a manager, time is short…

Mark Hughes

Observe the following pattern:

Former West Ham chairman Eggert Magnusson on November 21, 2006:

“I will also be continuing talks with Alan Pardew on how he sees the future on the playing side. This is very [...]

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Steve Clarke leaves Chelsea for West Ham

Another Blues legend is off to Upton Park

Steve Clarke ballroom dancing with Gianfranco Zola

Chelsea’s assistant first-team coach Steve Clarke resigned last night in order to join Gianfranco Zola at West Ham, according to The Times.

The article claims that the [...]

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Kenyon in bad maths shocker

Man needs calculator…

Peter Kenyon

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]

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Transfer Talk

Tubby Braziilan puts a huge dent in Manchester City’s pride

This morning’s rumours, gossip and damned lies


In a crushing blow for fans of overweight Brazilians, it is being reported on the AC Milan website that a deal has been agreed to bring Ronaldinho to the San Siro this coming season. Just to rub it in, it’s thought that [...]

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Chelsea Downer

Here’s a good reason to boycott the Olympics

Chelsea chief exec brings the right spirit of commerce to Olympic proceedingsPeter Kenyon

Forget the farcical attempts to carry a lit torch successfully around Europe – which would have been more successfully accomplished by a gang of tramps with a matchbox – the Olympics are still supposed to bring [...]

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