It’s hard to find appropriate pictures of a funeral…
The Spoiler has a favourite poem. It’s by John Cooper Clarke and it’s a haiku. It goes:
To convey one’s mood In seventeen syllables Is very diffic
We always remember this poem and apply its teachings to everyday life. There [...]
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Everyone loves Blackpool, don’t they? Their attacking football, their funny coloured kit, their manager and his completely off the cuff remarks that he churns out to the national media while ALLEGEDLY being a complete knob to everyone else… Great aren’t [...]
Read moreIs it curtains for Robinho?
Showbiz desks have been left agog today with news that the actress Katherine Heigl (pronounced “Hi girl!”) suffered a textbook “triple cringe” at an awards show. One of the straps broke on her beautiful red dress! Thankfully, she was alert enough to prevent an [...]
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The Premier League’s a lot poorer this afternoon following the dismissal of Phil Brown as Hull manager, but there’s no room for sentiment in betting, so we’ve already moved on to [...]
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The moment it all went wrong for Becksie (via Dirty Tackle)
David Beckham – the highs and lows
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As considerate human beings, people like to describe bad turns-of-events in nice, uplifting ways. Hence why doctors don’t stand in front of the bereaved, going on and on about how their loved one “is dead now”, or how they “just died screaming, with [...]
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Of course, probably the most baffling story of the day concerns the missing body of the soul/funk legend, James Brown. Apparently, it’s vanished. Everyone has been freaking out, some unable to work through the worry of it all, others playing The Payback (after the jump) over [...]
Read moreGaffer is ‘concerned about the mental state’ of Irish trio…
Hull‘s Irish trio Paul McShane, Kevin Kilbane and Stephen Hunt would’ve cut depressing figures today, having returned to the club’s training ground. With so many players involved in Handball-gate, The Spoiler would have thought Tigers boss Phil Brown would [...]
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