Transfer stuff

Phil Neville to Tottenham Hotspur, and more…

Katie Price – crazy hair


It’s all over. Katie Price and Alex Reid (or Kalex as literally no-one called them) are no more. It was never going to work though, was it? She was clearly still in love with Pete. Everyone could see it, except [...]

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Supermarket News

Phil Neville enjoys a lovely afternoon in Tescos

Oh God! Is that Phil Neville? He’s FAMOUS!

Phil Neville

A certain member of The Spoiler offices is used to seeing famous celebrities in everyday locations, having once definitely seen Alan Titchmarsh in a chemists, and then a woman who may or may not have been Vanessa Feltz loitering outside Burger King.


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The Big Question

Who should Capello pick in the spare “Wes Brown” spot?

Shout if you think Gary Neville should go to the World Cup

Gary Neville

Right back is a problem position in the England team, and with Wes Brown presumably out of the World Cup running, much of the focus is turning to the Christian Bale in The Machinist [...]

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The Big Question

VOTE: Who should fill Ashley Cole’s boots for England?

Well, desperate times and all that…

Phil Neville

Loathe him or hate him, Ashley Cole is going to be difficult to replace in the England team, should everyone’s worst fears come true during the build up to the World Cup.

Begging the question, who would YOU like to see [...]

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The Spoiler’s “Never Played in a World Cup” England XI

Including this wasted treasure

Matt Le Tissier 

No doubt about it, when the World Cup squad is announced next year, there will be some very tearful young millionaires not getting on a plane to South Africa. With that in mind, below is The Spoiler’s greatest England team never to [...]

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Carlos Tevez is warned not to leave Manchester United

It all goes wrong when you exit Old Trafford, just ask these guys

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Diego Forlan

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has arrogantly suggested that Carlos Tevez’s career will go downhill if he walks away from Old Trafford.

He said: ”The game [...]

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