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Pick your Everton team to beat Chelsea in a cup final preview

Chelsea/Everton, Premier League, 8pm, Sky Sports 1

David Moyes is thinking of resting some players just three days after the gruelling FA Cup semi-final against Manchester United and with a home league game against Manchester City just three days away. However, they won’t want to make too many changes because if they are easily beaten [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Who will win the FA Cup?

Can anyone stop the Manchester Utd quintuple? (Er, apart from Inter Milan, that is)

[Video: Eduardo's incredible side-footed effort against Burnley]

Burnley and Coventry were dismissed from the FA Cup this weekend, meaning this year’s [...]

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Must Try Harder

The Spoiler’s Average XI

Because not everyone can be the star of the show

Jeremie Aliadiere

For every Premiership star, there is a gaggle of decidedly average teammates skulking about in his shadows. These players are neither outstanding nor terrible, they are simply hard workers with a tendency to go about their job [...]

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Yes/ No Game Misery

FAIL! Quiz proves too taxing for Phil Neville

Everton star helps fuel the ‘stupid footballers’ stereotype

Phil Neville may be a pretty decent footballer – in fact he’s the second best current player in his entire family – but there’s one [...]

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Awful, Just Awful

The Spoiler’s Premier League Nightmare XI

The worst players currently plying their trade in the top flight

Paul Robinson’s secret weapon

A survey of the worst Premier League players of all time as conducted by Top-Up TV arrived at Spoiler Towers this morning, and their ‘Relegation Utd’ looked a little something like [...]

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Teachers Pets

The Premier League’s Most Fiercely Loyal XI

These men would DIE for you

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With the transfer window now wide open, money men with be lapdancing pathetically throughout the summer, hoping to attract some big name players. Don’t bother with this little lot, you successful football whores.

GK Brad Friedel (Blackburn Rovers) He might have been [...]

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