Stand back everyone – tough guy coming through
Okay, it’s not quite getting to heavyweight boxer proportions, where one guy says he’s going to have sex with the other one’s wife, before also threatening to eat his offspring and brutalise his very soul, but the Germans are having a [...]
Read moreTake a good look, Wayne Bridge. Your new enemy
Whilst the rest of the nation stares mindlessly at the office clock, willing Christmas to come early this year, hard working sports journalists have been working around the thing, desperately clawing at clues that might shed some light [...]
Read moreBayern Munich star does his best Debbie McGhee
When Bayern Munich stars Bastian Schweinsteiger and (Manchester City transfer target) Philipp Lahm went on a man date to [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you… Not-unattractive WAG Guilia Siegel is about to star in Germany’s version of I’m a Celebrity. More pictures and info right here.
Manchester Utd have finally completed the transfer of Zoran Tosic and the other Serbain guy [Football365]
Former Wimbledon striker Marcus Gayle [...]
Read moreHint: they’re not happy
Obviously, the English press are delighted with last night’s victory in Berlin, but it’s good to know that the German media is just as negative and over-the-top when it comes to embarrassing international defeats.
Bild, Germany’s biggest daily and the equivalent [...]
Read moreLahm’s lady isn’t in Ballack’s good books
If Captain Serious Michael Ballack gets his way, German WAGs will be rushed back over the border to their homeland quicker than you can say “du werdest einer Krankenschwester brauchen.” Ballack’s proposed WAG ban is bad news for the likes of Nicola [...]
Read moreGerman captain sends the hosts packing
While dismissed Germany coach Adrien Brody Joachim Loew was kickin’ it with German chancellor Angela Merkel in the stands, Michael Ballack was busy blasting a 30-yard free kick won by Philipp Lahm.
Speaking of Philipp Lahm, why not enter our [...]
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