Chelsea lunchladies: Don’t throw out that leftover schnitzel just yet
It being a World Cup year, newly unemployed ex-Chelsea stars Joe Cole and Michael Ballack, released from their contracts yesterday, have been saved from spending their mornings with Jeremy Kyle and Philip Schofield by the welcome distraction of international [...]
Read more“Goodbye London!”
It’s celebration time for the Gerrard family on Saturday, as Steven will be making his 500th Liverpool appearance, when the side takes on Blackburn. Obviously the whole thing will be totally buggered up if the side loses. So they’ll take no small dollop of hope [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Carlos Tevez to Chelsea Carlo Ancelotti is “demanding” that his new side land the services of the clubless Argentinean, say the Daily Mail. Both Chelsea and Manchester City have matched the £25.5m asking price, but Abramovich may have to [...]
Read moreThe Spoiler considers Euro 2008′s aesthetically challenged stars
If the 1997 Oscar-winning Italian World War II film Life Is Beautiful taught us anything, it’s that beauty can be found even in the darkest of circumstances. Yet sometimes, even the beautiful game is plagued by the ‘handsomely impaired’. What follows is a squad that may be [...]
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