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Gallery: At home with the Arshavin family

An insight into the fascinating private life of an Arsenal star

At home with Andrei Arshavin and his family

Ever since Andrei Arshavin joined Arsenal in January, certain questions have plagued football fans: which brand of butter does the Russian prefer? Does his [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No.29: Danielle Bux

Since Mrs Lineker called time on being married to Gary, blaming “stress and anxiety” for the break up, the kindly face of Match of The Day has been wiling away the long afternoons, glistening with baby oil, enjoying endless lovemaking sessions with the latest woman he intends to stress out – [...]

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WAG of the Day

No. 16: Helen Svedin

Luis Figo’s perma-nude missus could be on her way to London

At the end of June, Luis Figo’s contract with Inter Milan will expire, and the thirty-five year old winger will be a free agent. He could be off to the MLS, but those who appreciate Portugal’s golden era of football [...]

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No. 12: Louise White

If it weren’t for evil Danielle Lloyd’s cheating, she’d be Miss GB

Plenty of people have had something taken from them by Danielle Lloyd – Charlotte Mears lost her fiancé to her cuckolding ways, while the innocence of an entire nation was stolen as she polluted the airwaves with her racism [...]

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WAG of the Day

No. 11: Sophie Bovington-Kerr

She sounds posh, but her public steamrollering habits say otherwise

The night before England’s crucial qualifying match with Croatia at Wembley, the England squad stayed at the Grove Hotel in Watford, whose decor is more akin to a knocking shop than a top-class hotel. The same day, a group of [...]

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WAG of the Day

No. 9: Gemma Atkinson

The footballer lovin’ model is about to assault the music charts

Having been romantically affiliated with Marcus Bent, Alan Smith and Cristiano Ronaldo, glamour model Gemma Atkinson is a fully fledged member of the WAG circuit. The 23-year-old Manchester lass made her name on teen soap Hollyoaks, and has since bolstered a [...]

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