Suspicious Behaviour

Everton star suspected of being a jewellery thief

Police swoop on Victor Anichebe while he browses in shop window

Victor Anichebe

While deciding how to dispose of his generous income at the window of a posh jewellery shop in Knutsford, Cheshire yesterday, Everton star Victor Anichebe was deemed to be “acting suspiciously” by Police. Rather than risk [...]

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Domestic Issues

Didier Drogba’s cleaner calls the police over payment row

Woman experiences difficulty extracting £430 from man who earns £115,000 a week

Didier Drogba

If there’s one thing better than hiring a cleaner for your £4m Surrey mansion, then it’s hiring a cleaner with a name like a stripper for your £4m Surrey mansion. Chelsea star Didier Drogba opted [...]

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Faux Burglary

Shola Ameobi is messy, an idiot

Newcastle star mistakenly believed his pigsty home was burgled

Shola Ameobi

Fearing he had become the latest Premier League burglary victim, Shola Ameobi recently phoned the police to report a break in. The concerned Newcastle striker told Northumbria Police that several items including his chequebook had been purloined from [...]

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Brekkin' The Law

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Liverpool captain caught up in restaurant brawl

Steven Gerrard arrested for assault

Obviously delighted with the two goals that helped embarrass Newcastle yesterday, Steven Gerrard MBE went to a restaurant on Bold Street, Southport, Merseyside. The night didn’t end well, however, as the Liverpool captain ended [...]

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Hate Crimes

Police hunt Spurs fans who abused Sol Campbell

Photos of wanted supporters published

Spurs fans

Gone are the days when a racist and homophobic football fan could hide behind the anonymity of a crowd – Police are actively seeking sixteen Tottenham fans who turned up at Fratton Park in September to watch their side lose 2-0. The [...]

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Bad policing

West Ham star may sue for wrongful arrest

James Collins handcuffed and arrested for no particular reason

James Collins

If there is a fight outside swanky nightclub Funky Buddha on a weeknight, it’s safe to assume a Premiership star is involved. The Police made this very assumption last night, and put cuffs on West Ham defender James [...]

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