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Ivo Ivanov is subbed on, scores the fastest own goal ever [101GG]
Owen Hargreaves ruled out for FIVE weeks [Sun]
Dirk Kuyt talks horses’ arses with Jim [...]
Read morenpower have done it again!
Our famous Football League ticket giveaways have been quite London-centric so far, so those thoughtful chaps at npower have decided to let readers Up North get in on some of the freebie action.
They’ve got three pairs of tickets for [...]
Read moreClub feel van der Vaart transfer was unfairly given priority
Portsmouth administrator Andrew Androniku reckons Tottenham Hotspur were given favourable treatment over their last-minute Rafael van der Vaart deal, after the south coast club’s similarly tardy paperwork for Liam Lawrence was rejected by the Football [...]
Read moreThe Spoiler can’t work out who dodged the bullet on this one
Riddle-speaking Blackpool gaffer Ian Holloway has revealed he missed out on a number of transfer window targets after a priority deal for Portsmouth’s David Nugent fell through at the last minute – because the striker [...]
Read more‘Living on the Edge’ cast member fronting £16.2m offer
We shit you not – a student and former MTV reality show participant with no traceable business history is in negotiations to complete a £16.2m deal to takeover Portsmouth.
21-year-old Tom Lever, star of postmodern ‘is this real or what?’ [...]
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Deco’s tearing it up back in Brazil
Utd are footing the bill for Fergie’s ridiculous grudge [The Sun]
Phil Neville gets in on the iPhone app craze [...]
Read more‘Ghetto Kid’ breaks off contact with Man City-bound defender
Cast your mind back a few weeks, and you might remember the dos Santos family providing a tear-jerking example of brotherly love in the run up to World Cup 2010. However, those scenes weren’t particularly in keeping with [...]
Read moreJudge for yourself…
Our German brothers and sisters have reportedly gone totally bananas about Boateng’s FA Cup final challenge on Michael Ballack, which has put the Chelsea man out [...]
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