C-Ron Update

Spanish press say Cristiano Ronaldo is “anxious” and should be rested

Media fail to make Portuguese man-o’-sex feel welcome in Madrid

Cristiano Ronaldo

Never ones to wildly speculate or make stuff up based on thoroughly insufficient evidence, the vultures of the Spanish press seem to be circling around Cristiano Ronaldo of late.

A few weeks ago, Madrid-based daily paper [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 351: Mirella Grisales

Yet another former lover of Real Madrid’s latest acquisition

After more than a year of tiring speculation, Cristiano Ronaldo has finally secured his escape route to Madrid. In honour his much-touted departure, we pay tribute to one of the lucky ladies who played a part in C-Ron’s highly prolific [...]

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Beauty Contest News

Cristiano Ronaldo becomes Miss World 2010

Manchester Utd star declared surprise pageant winner

Cristiano Ronaldo is Miss World 2010

While our attention was focused on Kazakhstan over the weekend, our Portuguese hombres tripled the GDP of Albania by paying them a visit.

Upon first glance, one may suspect travelling fans [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 332: Gabriela Endringer

C-Ron’s latest conquest speaks of his lazy bedroom technique

Remember Gabriela Endringer? She’s the Portuguese gym instructor whose athletic body “fascinated” Cristiano Ronaldo. To the delight of her father, the tricky winger recently called time on their relationship, but to her father’s dismay, she has celebrated the end of [...]

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Transfer talk

Chelsea’s €8m Juventus striker bid, Fabregas talks to Real Madrid president

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

David Trezeguet

Here’s the latest updates from Transferland…

David Trezeguet to Chelsea According to Italian newspaper Tuttosport, Chelsea are all set to line up a formal bid for slightly past-it Juventus striker David Trezeguet. It’s suggested that The Old Lady want [...]

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