Wenger – nothing to hide?
Of course, in the good old days, you’d barely hear a peep from your goomar. There she’d be, beautiful as a delicate flower, perfectly happy for you to finish off, then nip home to the wife and kids for tea in front of [...]
Read moreSorry, prostitutes, these johns are now “off limits”
It’s enormously important for the moral growth of the nation that everyone reflects on the recent sex scandals – perhaps look long and hard into a nearby mirror and think about what you have gained from these tawdry goings-on?
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Read moreA montage!
In what sounds like a very weird dream, The Sun reports that Abbey Clancy went for lunch at Strada with James Brown, before declaring to the whole restaurant that she was expecting a baby boy, the nurse saw its penis and she wants [...]
Read moreGabby’s love interests silence their critics via The Spoiler
On Monday, we made glamour model Tia Hithersay the WAG of the Day, in honour of the fact that she is one of three ladies who have been impregnated by Aston Villa forward Gabriel Agbonlahor. You can read about the swordsman’s antics in detail [...]
Read moreThe model who completed Gabby’s WAG hat-trick
In the realm of Premier League swordsmen, Aston Villa’s Gabriel Agbonlahor takes some beating. According to the News of the World, the Brummie forward has managed to cheat on three separate WAGs, impregnating each of them. The most aesthetically pleasing of [...]
Read moreThe story that could be hitting the tabloids soon…
After a dreadful start to the campaign, it seems that things keep getting worse for Tottenham Hotspur. The Spoiler has been informed that there is a lady in her sixth month of pregnancy, claiming the father to be [...]
Read moreStand back people, there’s another one…
Gary Neville is one of those players who values the result over the quality of the match. Grind it out, get the win, that’s his mentality. Hence, the Man United right back must have been over the moon to discover that after years [...]
Read moreStriker fails to trim down during summer of excess
It’s obviously a slow news day, as the two big stories in the papers are Rio Ferdinand’s Stamford Bridge steward kicking incident (which happened three months ago) and Wayne Rooney’s expanding waistline.
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