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Carlo Ancelotti: “Pirlo is a Chelsea player”

Chelsea manager drops pretend bombshell in press conference

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During his most recent press conference, Carlo Ancelotti claimed that Chelsea had brought Andrea Pirlo over from AC [...]

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Squad Number Politics

Is Michael Owen worthy of the Manchester Utd No7 shirt?

Former Newcastle hitman joins a list of United legends

Michael Owen

Those who expected Michael Owen’s new Manchester Utd squad number to be in the high double digits were given a shock yesterday, as the Fit & Healthy Charismatic striker was rewarded with the highly coveted No7 squad number.

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CR9 Arrives

Cristiano Ronaldo makes his Bernabeu debut

Nearly 80,000 fans turn up to greet world’s most expensive player

Cristiano Ronaldo

If you thought the media fanfare surrounding Kaka’s unveiling was excessive, it was nothing compared to the spectacle that saw Cristiano Ronaldo welcomed to Real Madrid.

Just under 80,000 fans piled into the [...]

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Press Conference

50,000 people turn up to see Kaka unveiled at Real Madrid

Los Blancos show the world one of their new employees

Kaka and his number 8 shirt

Last night, Real Madrid held a press conference to unveil their second biggest summer signing, some chap called Kaka. Around 50,000 ‘madridistas’ piled into the Bernabéu for a [...]

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Transfer Talk

Kaka signs for Real Madrid but admits he didn’t want to leave AC Milan

Brazilian seals €67.2m deal for the sake of beloved Italian side

Kaka

Kaka’s world record breaking transfer was made official overnight, as the former World Player of the Year gave a press conference in Recife, Brazil.

The one who belongs to Jesus explained that the move was not motivated by [...]

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