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Furious Joe Kinnear repeatedly drops the C-bomb on a journalist during press conference

Newcastle boss employs ‘industrial’ language to express anger

Daily Mirror journalist Simon Bird felt the full brunt of Joe Kinnear’s rage in a press conference yesterday, for having the audacity to report on the Newcastle players’ day off following his appointment last week.

Here’s the transcript in full, courtesy of The Guardian (those [...]

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Transfer trouble

Madrid star holds press conference to announce his head has joined Chelsea

Sincerely hopes club allows the rest of his body to follow

On the opening Sunday of the Spanish league season, Real Madrid’s problematic Brazilian Robinho prepared for the long slog ahead by calling an extraordinary press conference and announcing “My head is in Chelsea.”

While Madrid were getting ready to raise the curtain against Deportivo [...]

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Chatty Gaffer

Avram Grant shows weakness

Journalists catch Mr Expressionless in a verbally dextrous mood

Avram Grant

Something tells me Chelsea boss Avram Grant is a little peeved about his persecution in the press. After last night’s victory at Goodison Park, The Toad threw a lollipop on the floor, stamped his feet and muttered the [...]

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