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Former West Ham star writes autobiography in prison

Mark Ward makes good use of his time behind bars

Mark Ward

During a career that spanned through the eighties and nineties, Mark Ward notched up an enviable list of achievements: he played in Wembley cup finals, scored in Merseyside derbies for his hometown club Everton, and came within [...]

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Scumbag

Video: CCTV footage of Joey Barton’s attack

Warning: contains strong images of a complete muppet

One of Joey ‘waste of blood and organs’ Barton’s victims in the video abovewas just sixteen, and was left with broken teeth. The Sun have [...]

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Chokey

Joey Barton goes on holiday to a big horrible prison

Tough guy midfielder measured for denim

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Ahh, the race was on, and Barton won it. Every year, as soon as the Premier League season finishes, the players dash home, throw all of their stuff into a bag and zoom off to unwind somewhere lovely – the big question is [...]

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Wrong side of the law

Pictures of Joey Barton in prison

Wondering how the Premier League’s most obnoxious individual is getting on?

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That little scamp Joey Barton has been ringing in the New Year at Her Majesty’s pleasure, but how has he been getting on without his eye-burning cigars and his best fighting jumper? Has he been CS gassed yet? [...]

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