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Levante set to ruin Real Madrid’s title celebrations

Rubbish team will strike, but English club could save the day

Levante

Fresh from a bizarre centre circle protest last week, relegated Levante are planning to ruin Real Madrid’s championship celebrations on Sunday. Players of the financially-troubled club, who are owed around 18million Euros in wages, are unapologetic [...]

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Cribs

Wayne Rooney’s neighbours hate his hideous mansion

‘Grotesque’ new homes anger toffee-nosed villagers

Rooney’s Place

Residents of a posh Cheshire village have taken time away from their backgammon games, wine racks and learning the Daily Mail by heart to complain about ‘The Rooney effect’, whereby Premiership footballers, almost always from a different part of the social [...]

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