G'wan rafa!

Capello linked with imminent Inter Milan vacancy

Capello – homeward bound?

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In a football recreation of the final moments of Return of the Jedi when Darth Vader comes good on his deathbed, it has been suggested that Rafa Benitez, whilst sliding bloodily down his sword at Inter, might yet unwittingly endear himself to English fans by leaving [...]

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Meeow!

Jose Mourinho slyly thumbs his nose at Rafa Benitez

Rafa – downtrodden

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In relationship terms, Liverpool fans might at least find some comfort in the fact that while Roy Hodgson isn’t exactly meeting their needs sexually, their ex-boyfriend, Rafa Benitez, still can’t bring his new Italian girlfriend to orgasm.

Word has it that she’s [...]

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STICKS N' STONES

Rafa Benitez has a pop at clueless Roy Hodgson

Featuring flips, flops, priests and sugar mountains

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Rafa Benitez has fired a stinging attack at under-pressure Liverpool boss Roy Hodgson, claiming he ‘doesn’t understand.’

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SPECIAL DELIVERY

Rafa’s milkman revealed

Rafa drank John’s ‘white liquid’ for six years

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It’s been the question on everyone’s lips since Rafa Benitez coughed up a brilliantly convoluted milk analogy to register his disgust with ex-Liverpool owners Tom Hicks and George Gillett yesterday afternoon – does ‘John the milkman from the Wirral’ [...]

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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

Javier Mascherano reveals those ‘lies’ he was talking about

*does best Fonzie impression*

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During his unveiling as Barcelona‘s new £17.25m signing earlier this week, midfield tough-nut Javier Mascherano promised to deliver a few home-truths about his time at Liverpool. Technically, he hasn’t let us down.

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MINI EXODUS

Dirk Kuyt joins Mascherano in wanting out of Liverpool

Forward reportedly looking to leave Anfield for Rafa’s warm arms

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“‘Agreement’? What ‘agreement’?” appears to be the message coming from Rafa Benitez this morning, as the Inter gaffer – who signed a contract promising not to poach any Liverpool players when he left – is accused by Roy [...]

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